Saturday, July 7, 2012
Top 10 quotes of the week.
10. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't be able to blow your nose." -Big G"
9. Andy and Joe went to Kaylee to see if she remembed any good quotes. Kaylee says, "Well Chris says, 'I don't care' alot" (Andy and Joe gives her a blank star)... what? You didnt say they had to be funny!"
8. JoAnna Black while the chaperones were around walks out of the bathroom and say, "Does anyone have a snorkel?"
7. "What's the rent a cop going to do? Yell get back here or I will throw my flashlight at you." Big G
6. "Booty" Christian Kochuba
5. "Just let me know drew, I'll rub your calves down for you anytime big boy." Tommy Wright
4. "Drew, quit trying to catch a jellyfish ... I'm not peeing on you." Andy Norris
3. In the dorm one evening Tommy Wright is really cold and looks at his blanket as says "I swear I saw this blanket on Schindler's list."
2. Anna Ponder is always cold. Every time she comes to worship she's wearing a sweatshirt. Tommy Wright in light of that says, "I get all hot and sweaty just looking at Anna." Didn't sound quite write.
1. Nicosha sees Jim Barklow editing pictures. She tells him "make me look good in that." Without missing a beat Big G says "He's a photographer, not a magician."
9. Andy and Joe went to Kaylee to see if she remembed any good quotes. Kaylee says, "Well Chris says, 'I don't care' alot" (Andy and Joe gives her a blank star)... what? You didnt say they had to be funny!"
8. JoAnna Black while the chaperones were around walks out of the bathroom and say, "Does anyone have a snorkel?"
7. "What's the rent a cop going to do? Yell get back here or I will throw my flashlight at you." Big G
6. "Booty" Christian Kochuba
5. "Just let me know drew, I'll rub your calves down for you anytime big boy." Tommy Wright
4. "Drew, quit trying to catch a jellyfish ... I'm not peeing on you." Andy Norris
3. In the dorm one evening Tommy Wright is really cold and looks at his blanket as says "I swear I saw this blanket on Schindler's list."
2. Anna Ponder is always cold. Every time she comes to worship she's wearing a sweatshirt. Tommy Wright in light of that says, "I get all hot and sweaty just looking at Anna." Didn't sound quite write.
1. Nicosha sees Jim Barklow editing pictures. She tells him "make me look good in that." Without missing a beat Big G says "He's a photographer, not a magician."
The top 10 reasons why not to have a camp relationship.
10. All the girls are already in love with Caleb (Wes' Son).
9. Cause it's going to be bad news when the boyfriend back home find out.
8. You're require to have a 3rd wheel, and that just might be Tommy Wright.
7. The 3 chords she knows on the guitar will get old after a week.
6. It's not worth the risk of going after Hannah when you have Big G to answer to. Stoupa!
5. You should be scare that Rubio just might pop "the question".
4. Because Tyler cares more about his hats than his girls.
3. Drew's fireworks are sure to ruin any romantic moment.
2. Well if your names are Christian & Paxton, it's okay!
1. Because Jim Bakrlow will be creeping you the entire time with his camera.
9. Cause it's going to be bad news when the boyfriend back home find out.
8. You're require to have a 3rd wheel, and that just might be Tommy Wright.
7. The 3 chords she knows on the guitar will get old after a week.
6. It's not worth the risk of going after Hannah when you have Big G to answer to. Stoupa!
5. You should be scare that Rubio just might pop "the question".
4. Because Tyler cares more about his hats than his girls.
3. Drew's fireworks are sure to ruin any romantic moment.
2. Well if your names are Christian & Paxton, it's okay!
1. Because Jim Bakrlow will be creeping you the entire time with his camera.
The Top 10 Reasons Not to Throw Furniture in the Pool
10. Never imitate Emily Beck, she's a bad role model.
9. Cause we heard Stoupa (Zach) peed in the pool yesterday.
8. There's no cute staff boys to flirt with this year.
7. The intern might just get someone else to jump in the pool after it.
6. You might not be asked to come back to camp the next year.
5. You'll never be asked to be an intern here at MPBC.
4. Cause the camp linebacker will have to bring out the "boom" on you.
3. Big G, enough said.
2. Why throw furniture in the pool when you can throw Tyler and his hats in the pool.
1. You'll have to hear Pastor Joe say "pool" one more time.
9. Cause we heard Stoupa (Zach) peed in the pool yesterday.
8. There's no cute staff boys to flirt with this year.
7. The intern might just get someone else to jump in the pool after it.
6. You might not be asked to come back to camp the next year.
5. You'll never be asked to be an intern here at MPBC.
4. Cause the camp linebacker will have to bring out the "boom" on you.
3. Big G, enough said.
2. Why throw furniture in the pool when you can throw Tyler and his hats in the pool.
1. You'll have to hear Pastor Joe say "pool" one more time.
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