10. "If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't be able to blow your nose." -Big G"
9. Andy and Joe went to Kaylee to see if she remembed any good quotes. Kaylee says, "Well Chris says, 'I don't care' alot" (Andy and Joe gives her a blank star)... what? You didnt say they had to be funny!"
8. JoAnna Black while the chaperones were around walks out of the bathroom and say, "Does anyone have a snorkel?"
7. "What's the rent a cop going to do? Yell get back here or I will throw my flashlight at you." Big G
6. "Booty" Christian Kochuba
5. "Just let me know drew, I'll rub your calves down for you anytime big boy." Tommy Wright
4. "Drew, quit trying to catch a jellyfish ... I'm not peeing on you." Andy Norris
3. In the dorm one evening Tommy Wright is really cold and looks at his blanket as says "I swear I saw this blanket on Schindler's list."
2. Anna Ponder is always cold. Every time she comes to worship she's wearing a sweatshirt. Tommy Wright in light of that says, "I get all hot and sweaty just looking at Anna." Didn't sound quite write.
1. Nicosha sees Jim Barklow editing pictures. She tells him "make me look good in that." Without missing a beat Big G says "He's a photographer, not a magician."
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