Saturday, July 7, 2012

The Top 10 Reasons Not to Throw Furniture in the Pool

10. Never imitate Emily Beck, she's a bad role model.


 9. Cause we heard Stoupa (Zach) peed in the pool yesterday.


 8. There's no cute staff boys to flirt with this year.


 7. The intern might just get someone else to jump in the pool after it.


 6. You might not be asked to come back to camp the next year.


 5. You'll never be asked to be an intern here at MPBC.


 4. Cause the camp linebacker will have to bring out the "boom" on you.


 3. Big G, enough said.


 2. Why throw furniture in the pool when you can throw Tyler and his hats in the pool.


 1. You'll have to hear Pastor Joe say "pool" one more time.

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